have you ever noticed that prince charming has black hair, but when the king is dreaming of grandchildren, they're blonde?
and wouldn't sleeping beauty have noticed she wasn't dancing with animals about 2 minutes earlier? i'm sure she was tired.. but still... (bad joke, sorry)
and why can pocahontas and john smith understand each other in 2 sentences? (meeko is so cute!)
and why does sebastian say that there's sea weed in lakes? (does it have to do with the priest's boner?)
and why did they say rasputin was nicholas's advisor when really he was alexandra's "miracle man" (dimitri is a hot cartoon dude)
and why did the genie go do wishes for jafar when aladdin still had a wish left? (i want to have a pet tiger, like jasmin)

lol, i heart disney movies... they don't make sense

i started out this post only wondering that first question, then all the other came to me... but if you can offer an answer to any of these, that would be super cool!